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Also we are no longer the Master PC Race consoles have won.

Console Wars - END OF PC MASTER RACE

 

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I considered placing this one in the movie thread:
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pibbuR who will decide not to do that.
 
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Freemium Isn't Free.:lol:


Someone page the developers of Diablo Immortal.
 

Alrik Fassbauer

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Which place on the Chemical Elements Table has Freemium, actually ?
 

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I know what I would have chosen.

pibbuR

PS. On a side note, I could have chosen the pre-surgery chekclist, if we modified it slightly. As a radiologist-wannabe-hasbeen I would hav liked the MRI checklist (metal inside the head, even when being there for good reasons, may (depending on the type of metal) cause undesirable side effects). DS.
 
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A reason not to use Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, other social media
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Somewhat macabre this one, but ...
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... who cares?

pibbuR who sometimes do, sometimes do not.
 

Corwin

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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The fighter jet's pilot slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, the boring flight, isn't it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"

The Airbus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.

The moral of the story is: When you're young, speed and adrenaline seem great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.

This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.

It is dedicated to all my friends who, like me, as seniors, now realize that it's time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.
 

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