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pibbuR who often ponders creative ways of using yogurt with barb wire (without risking revenge from the smiling wife)
 
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Isn't there a game called "metal slug" or something ? :biggrin:
 
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Little Caesars announced an early April Fool joke I give you Corncob Crust Pizza. :D
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April's Fool joke for the game Genshin Impact : A few new playable characters :

 
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They are actually NOT playable characters. These do not even exist in-game.
Furthermore, these are "cat-ified" versions of existing in-game playable characters.

I actually do not know of any game having playable cat characters like this.
 
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The CodeProject newsletter (Subscribe here: https://www.codeproject.com/) usually has funny comments under the headlines of the posts. I found this one amusing:

Putting a pause on AI won’t address the challenges, says Bill Gates
Instead, we should send a soldier back to prevent it from being created

pibbuR who now will read the article at https://www.onmsft.com/news/putting-a-pause-on-ai-wont-address-the-challenges-says-bill-gates/.

PS. A few others:
How does one know when middle and senior management have no clue? Here's your sign...
They're present?

This one comes at no surprise:
Microsoft issues preview of new Windows 11 features
Try them before everyone else finds the bugs!

As do this one:
GitHub Copilot X: The AI-powered developer experience
You know it's better, because there's an 'X' in the name

Especially for the Red Glyph:
Rust support is being built into the GNU GCC compiler
A little WD-40 should prevent that

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How about writing (this version of) your name correctly?

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Good find almost spit out my coffee. :coffee: :D
 
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pibbuR using the voice of Paul

PS. My favourite programmer joke:
The programmer's daughter were outside in the garden, playing with the neighbour's son. For some reason, they started quarreling, and in frustration the playmate yelled "Go to hell!!!. In tears, the programmer's daughter ran into he house. "Daddy, daddy (or mommy)! He said the bad word. He said Goto!!!".
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This is a joke that is funny because it's true.
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And not funny because it's true.

I may or may not subscribe to one of these views, except that I (probably) wouldn't have posted it if I didn't find it funny (or not funny).

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This one is soooo true. One of my serial nightmares (I have a few) is about me, just for fun, going to high school again (sometimes it's med school). But this time, very much unlike last time, I don't pay attention. Even well into the third year, I still don't know what my schedule is. And I don't go to classes, don't do any homework, which means that I fail in mathematics (most likely other subjects as well, but mathematics is my all-time favourite subject) again and again.

ln(d/dpibbuR e^pibbuR) who will now go back to his recreational differential equations studies(which he as a retiree doesn't have to, but very much wants to).
 
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