I guess I'd better clue you in to all those food and drink venues next then.
Assuming you're around at an appropriate time and manage to be around whenever it is that the various venues have their opening times, there's:
The posh one. The one where one knows it's posh because one can't understand the menu and choosing something is more an experimentation than a desire. Beverages of preference are likely a wine from some regarded source. And the prices are quite high, of course:
The Campaign For Real Ale one. Lovely home-cooked meals such as curries and bangers'n'mash accompanied by a good solid pint of highly regarded warm beer. Be wary though, if you're just looking for a nice hot cuppa or a glass of fizzy pop then the landlord wont be hesitating to express his opinion that "This isn't the establishment you're looking for". Reasonably priced and very cosy:
The most popular one. Once a chain pub, this venue keeps to that taste but with more refinement than a chain pub. Traditional pub grub such as cod'n'chip or a slice of meat with fresh vegetables, complete with options for all your veges, vegans, anti-glutens etc etc. Likely sells more cold lagers than warm beers. Averagely priced:
The classic Tea Room. Although the first pub was the one called The Rupert Brook, the Orchard is the official eatery dedicated to Rupert Brook, next to his old home and with some little displays here and there. The main experience is sitting outside on deckchairs in a real apple orchard, probably with a pot of tea or cup of coffee and a jam scone with plenty of clotted cream. Alcohol and fizzy pop is also encouraged. Reasonably priced but also provides the option to splash out on the full english Afternoon Tea if you fancy. Inside seating is available:
The new kid on the block. Relatively recently a Gin distillery set itself up in the village, what one might call a genuine cottage industry. It also serves refreshments, because, well, why not. Beverage of choice is, well, erm, gin, but not exclusively. During lockdown they have had a van outside selling your usual Starbucks-like array of cardboard packaged hot and cold drinks:
The other one. I've no idea if this one will be in existence or not in the future. Pubs generally are in a decline in the UK, and have been for decades for a cavalcade of reasons. This one found itself trying to be a normal but pricey pub in a world of specialisation. Every time I went in there it seemed the deadest of the lot, even though it's a lovely place. It closed before lockdown and doesn't seem to have anyone moving in post-lockdown. Even in the village of beauty one can find things that, on the surface, seem a bit negative: