Some good news. The wife says I can go to Mars if I want to, in 10 years time. And even better, I can afford it. There's no mortgage on the house now, so I can easily get a 938.000 NOK (100.000 USD) loan. She would of course have to pay back on the loan during my 2+ year trip, but that's just a minor detail. No need to bring that up.
I think I'm well qualified for going there. After all, I've seen nearly every movie/TV series about the red planet, so I think I know everything that might go wrong, and how to deal with it.
Tickets are available at
sales@spacex.com, unfortunately journeys beyond the moon is not open for sale at the moment.
pibbuR who despite the (seemingly) good news has got a sneaking doubt.
Why does she want him to leave earth for a very long time?