Sir Markus
Keeper of the Watch
Open 1 Red Baron frozen pizza (original crust, 4 cheese), place on baking sheet. Add pepperoni (don't be shy, load 'er up!). Sprinkle extra cheese (a Kraft mozzerella/provolone/asiago mix never fails to please) over top of the pepperoni. Place in pre-heated oven (400deg) for 17 minutes. Remove and cut in quarters. Dine. Recommended wine: A cold can of Dr. Pepper (or two, all this cooking is thirsty work).
Fats, empty carbs, and a good bit of salt. All the nutrition a growing baby boy needs!
Now we're talkin'.