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Interesting that a game on many people's 'disappointment list' is on my Top 10 (NWN) ... anyway ...
Grouped by platform ... no particular order. And I only mention things I finished, which leaves out the Mistmare and World War II Combat: Iwo Jima type stuff that was really bad but I pulled myself away from.
1. Deus Ex Invisible War - I love Deus Ex ... I really do. And after reading all of the previews and interviews and looking at the screens I was totally jazzed up for Invisible War. I had been playing NWN (& SoU) and Jedi Academy and KotOR through the fall, and chose to skip the demo and grab the game for day of release, which had worked great for those games. The game performed like crap while not looking stellar, had XBOX ini settings left set to 'on', and after everything else was removed, was just a pretty crappy game.
2. Unreal II - nice engine ... but gratuitous scantily clad women, lousy story, uninspired levels and average shooter gameplay. Another day of release letdown.
3. Dungeon Lords - epic story? No. Groundbreaking combat? Nope. Actual choices? Ha ha ha! Interesting characters? Stop, you're killing me! Dungeons? OK, those were pretty good. This game, despite being some fun, was a major disappointment on epic levels. The fact that the Collector's Edition was a full price buy that amounted to a patch just added insult to injury.
4. Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy (DS) - The PC & PSP versions are in my 'Top 10 of 2006', but this is near the bottom - ugly, broken and just poorly designed, it is 'different' in almost entirely bad ways from the other platforms.
5. Diablo - Scared me off RPG's. We just had our first baby (after years of problems) and my wife got me this for Christmas at the suggestion of a friend's husband. I played for hours and hours waiting for something other than boring, mindless hack'n'slash ... never got it.
6. Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend - I actually liked the first one, strangely enough (I take crap for that!). It wasn't great, but it was a nice open and free experience with loads of attitude and fun. This one max'd the 'controversy' but took out the openness, fun and soul of the experience ...
7. MetalHeart / Restricted Area / Neuro Hunter / Etrom - I spent many hours last year searching for the 'great independant game' experience ... supporting the little guy after really liking 'Kult: Heretic Kingdoms'. These were all badly designed, poorly implemented and barely tested ... and just overall bad games. I don't know if Neverend or Gods: Land of Infinity are good, but *these* are the reasons I hesitate to try them.
8. Wizards & Warriors - after loving Wizardry VII and while anticipating Dungeon Lords I grabbed this - it is like the worst of both worlds.
9. PSP RPG's - I have wasted so much money in pursuit of something I could actually call 'good'. Most are mediocre, but it is such a lost opportunity!
10. Star Wars Flight of the Falcon (GBA) - I had been loving the run of excellent Star Wars games I was playing on the PC, then heard about this coming and got interested - it was one of the worst games I've ever played ... you fought the controls and framerates more than enemies.
11. Serious Sam Advance (GBA) - I have pursued good shooters on handhelds forever. This one looked good and after the well-done Duke Nukem Advance, reports were that this was good. It wasn't. In fact, it is the worst handheld shooter I've ever played, with crappy gameplay and graphics and horrible framerates.
Grouped by platform ... no particular order. And I only mention things I finished, which leaves out the Mistmare and World War II Combat: Iwo Jima type stuff that was really bad but I pulled myself away from.
1. Deus Ex Invisible War - I love Deus Ex ... I really do. And after reading all of the previews and interviews and looking at the screens I was totally jazzed up for Invisible War. I had been playing NWN (& SoU) and Jedi Academy and KotOR through the fall, and chose to skip the demo and grab the game for day of release, which had worked great for those games. The game performed like crap while not looking stellar, had XBOX ini settings left set to 'on', and after everything else was removed, was just a pretty crappy game.
2. Unreal II - nice engine ... but gratuitous scantily clad women, lousy story, uninspired levels and average shooter gameplay. Another day of release letdown.
3. Dungeon Lords - epic story? No. Groundbreaking combat? Nope. Actual choices? Ha ha ha! Interesting characters? Stop, you're killing me! Dungeons? OK, those were pretty good. This game, despite being some fun, was a major disappointment on epic levels. The fact that the Collector's Edition was a full price buy that amounted to a patch just added insult to injury.
4. Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy (DS) - The PC & PSP versions are in my 'Top 10 of 2006', but this is near the bottom - ugly, broken and just poorly designed, it is 'different' in almost entirely bad ways from the other platforms.
5. Diablo - Scared me off RPG's. We just had our first baby (after years of problems) and my wife got me this for Christmas at the suggestion of a friend's husband. I played for hours and hours waiting for something other than boring, mindless hack'n'slash ... never got it.
6. Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend - I actually liked the first one, strangely enough (I take crap for that!). It wasn't great, but it was a nice open and free experience with loads of attitude and fun. This one max'd the 'controversy' but took out the openness, fun and soul of the experience ...
7. MetalHeart / Restricted Area / Neuro Hunter / Etrom - I spent many hours last year searching for the 'great independant game' experience ... supporting the little guy after really liking 'Kult: Heretic Kingdoms'. These were all badly designed, poorly implemented and barely tested ... and just overall bad games. I don't know if Neverend or Gods: Land of Infinity are good, but *these* are the reasons I hesitate to try them.
8. Wizards & Warriors - after loving Wizardry VII and while anticipating Dungeon Lords I grabbed this - it is like the worst of both worlds.
9. PSP RPG's - I have wasted so much money in pursuit of something I could actually call 'good'. Most are mediocre, but it is such a lost opportunity!
10. Star Wars Flight of the Falcon (GBA) - I had been loving the run of excellent Star Wars games I was playing on the PC, then heard about this coming and got interested - it was one of the worst games I've ever played ... you fought the controls and framerates more than enemies.
11. Serious Sam Advance (GBA) - I have pursued good shooters on handhelds forever. This one looked good and after the well-done Duke Nukem Advance, reports were that this was good. It wasn't. In fact, it is the worst handheld shooter I've ever played, with crappy gameplay and graphics and horrible framerates.
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