It's official: I'm an idiot. Some of you may have suspected that for a long time, given my taste in games (currently playing Skyrim, FO4, FO76. AND an MMO), and my dubious sense of humnor. But this is something else.
I have a cell phone, and for that I have a wozzname (Small bag? Envelope? Thing?) which doubles as a wallet. Practical. But when I remove the phone from said wozzname, there is a challenge: Where do I put it? (the wozzname). As I see it, there are three rational solutions to the problem:
Put it back in the pocket.
Place it near the cell phone (and remember to pick it up again)
Place it somewhere dedicated (and remember where that is).
Usually (and this is the idiotic part), I do neither of these things. Which means that whenever I want to leave the house, I have to waste a lot of time searching for the wozzname. It doesn't help that it, like a lot of surfaces in my den, is black. Like the idoot I am, I never learn. Say it again: I NEVER LEARN.
OTOH, I saw a newspaper today which on the front page claimed that gifted people know 10 languages. And I know more (BASIC, Pascal, C, C++, C#, Prolog, Lisp (including Lithp), PL/SQL , Transact Sql, PHP, Javascript, the Wolfram Language, Matlab., other languages. And I can read Java. So, according to this newspaper I should be gifted. Which, given what I said above, is kind of hard to believe.
pibbuR who is confused.