Must... resist... telling... stupid... joke...
Failed. Drat.
A certain inventor once came up with a brilliant new formula for a hair-removal cream. He started advertising it, and soon got some adventurous souls willing to try it.
The first one told him, "I want to use it on my legs." "No problem," he said. "Just stay out of the sun and wear loose pants for a few days, and you should have no ill effects."
The second one told him, "I want to use it on my armpits." "Sure," he said, "just skip the deodorant for a few days and shower twice a day."
The third one said, "I want to use it on my Schnauzer." "That'll work," he replied. "Just avoid riding the bicycle for a while afterward."