Drakensang - Demo Impressions @ RPS

Don't take this too seriously...not realising the Drakensang demo is only German, Rock, Paper, Shotgun's Jim Rossignol downloaded the demo but decided to push ahead with some humorous impressions anyway:

Playing a text-heavy RPG, however, is rather different. The logic and mechanics of an RPG as generic as this are not hard to master, but knowing what else you’re supposed to be doing, or how to do it, is rather impossible. I talk to people, guess which of the three dialogue options accepts the quests (it’s the top one, natch) and then off I go. I’ve talked to a jester and a sexy lady, and they told me to go do something, probably. They’d previously they’d had an argument with a soldier, but I have no idea what it is about. (Obviously.)